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Mulsh is a mixture of everything! It's so much going on, it's a mulsh! An unseen situation on the break of chaos. Mulsh.
"Man, you got me in this fucking mulsh, you got me fucked up!"

"It's too much going on, y'all got my mind in a mulsh"

"She mulshed that mulsh shit!💪"
Mulsh by tuxedobitchz August 15, 2018
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mudshark sunglasses 

When a white girl (mudshark) dating a black man gets two black eyes that look like sunglasses.
Yo Tyrone! I see you gave yo ho a pair of mudshark sunglasses! Dat ho mussa been acking up!!
mudshark sunglasses by Jacoban Mugatu September 8, 2018
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A whitish brown fungal substance similar to mildew. Milshit forms after water containing shit particles spills onto a surface and is not cleaned. Milshit takes 2-3 days to form and will usually result in a ruined carpet/wood floor. Most insurance companies do not cover milshit damage.
Person 1: Hey, did you happen to shit in the air conditioner this morning?
Person 2: Yes I did!
Person 1: Well it dripped down into the living room and onto the floor. You should clean it up before it milshits.
Milshit by the_afterman April 30, 2013
A syndrome where the affected suffers from being vertically challenged and extreme feminine traits. People with this syndrome are usually around 150-160cm height and are balding very early in life.
Wow, Anže is such a Mulh.
Mulh by ThatGuyJoško November 28, 2019
The act of defecating into a toilet bowl in a manner inexplicable through standard laws of physics. Upon executing a mudshit, at least 90% of the bowl are covered in faeces. Typically, the mudshit remains in the bowl for hours until it becomes unflushable, rendering the lavatory useless.

Unlike the upper decker, which can be considered a witty act of civil disobedience, a mudshit arises from blatant incapability of using a toilet combined with severe malnutrition.
"Dude, my housemate pulled another mudshit!"

"Don't cover the bowl with mudshits!"
Mudshit by thunderfromdownunder86 October 12, 2012

malshrek 

When one is bad to shrek, malshrek
“Why are you malshrek? He’s perfect.”
malshrek by ShReK_696969 May 10, 2022

mulchmaxxing

the process of eating an extensive amount of mulch. this raises your life span by 2 days
i am a soilpilled mulchmaxxing sister of the loam.
mulchmaxxing by mulching November 7, 2023
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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