Top definition
A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.
Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.
by AnonoJon December 29, 2010
Get the mug
Get a mulching mug for your coworker James.
A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.
After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?
by TechnoKitten72 October 07, 2013
Get the mug
Get a Mulching mug for your Aunt Beatrix.
you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.
i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.
by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003
Get the mug
Get a mulching mug for your friend Rihanna.
The act of chewing Tobacco from one's anus.
Last night Billy and I were mulching at the golf course. Unfortunately we were kicked out for not having pants on.
by David "D-Na$ty" Locher June 13, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Mulching mug for your grandma Sarah.
Mulch - wood that is not hard. Made of the same material, but not hard.
Jenna was looking very nice today...I was mulching.
by Mike Studebaker February 15, 2007
Get the mug
Get a mulching mug for your sister Jovana.
Dropping hints and information to start to grow a relationship with another, romantic or otherwise
“Wow! Andy is sooo hot! I wish I could get with him!”
“Whelp, start mulching now if you want him to be interested in time for homecoming.”
by Big Saucy June 23, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Mulching mug for your coworker Jovana.