mulshing

to put you balls on a fishes head or when you find your greatest catch

boy:dude what are you doing

boy2:oh..im just mulshing!

by afromonster September 20, 2011

mulching

A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.

Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.

by AnonoJon December 29, 2010

Mulching

A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.

After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?

by TechnoKitten72 October 7, 2013

mushing

when your drunk and your words are all slurred and cant understand them ; all mushed together

your mushing so bad right now

by shanny45 June 17, 2011

mulching

you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.

i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.

by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003

Mushing Bodies

1. Spending a lazy day off of work cuddling with your loved one on the sofa.

2. Spooning

3. Sharing Body Heat

4. Bumpin' Uglies

5. Smashing

Synonyms: Smushing

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The cold winter came. We were mushing bodies to keep warm.

by Ecue December 31, 2011

mushing softies

When two flaccid guys lie on top of each other penis to penis. The penises are therefore, "mushing."

I was trying to sleep and the next thing I knew my roommate was waking me up by mushing softies.

by The Base April 11, 2016