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Mulchmaxing 

The act of turning into a cute lebotomite dog and eating copious amounts of mulch and loam
" Yeah ive been mulchmaxing recently its how i could goon for 80 days straight "
Mulchmaxing by Jacelol November 25, 2023

MunchMaxxing

The fondness of munching on food and being a fat chud whilst munching mouth needs to be open and smacking all that food around in your mouth.
"STOP MUNCHMAXXING IT'S SO IRRITATING" "mmmmmmm nom nom nom"
MunchMaxxing by blahboy67 March 5, 2026

Multimaxxing

peeing and jelqing at the same time, this can save a lot of time when you want to enlargen your penis and need to pee at the same time.
yesterday i was multimaxxing so i had some spare time to mog some beta cucks over at the local train station
Multimaxxing by Jelqboy0318 March 12, 2024

Gulchmaxxing 

The act of using long thin objects to stretch your urethra gradually to increase your sounding capacity
Hey are you ready to try sounding, have you kept up your Gulchmaxxing
Gulchmaxxing by Archie nunez April 4, 2024

murphmaxxing 

jerking off to sissy whilst being chopped and complaining about being bullied.
murphmaxxing sesh after school yall?
murphmaxxing by murphlover10 February 11, 2025

murphmaxxing 

jerking to sissy while being ugly and a loser
murphmaxxing after school anybody?
murphmaxxing by murphlover10 February 11, 2025
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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