Mukked

When you’re completely out of luck, especially in a social or romantic sense.

Like having zero success with girls and knowing you’re not getting anywhere.

Similar to “cooked,” but with a stronger focus on having no game.

1. Bro tried to talk to her and got ignored instantly… he’s actually mukked.
2. I’ve been on five dates this month and nothing worked out. I’m mukked.

Mukked by Florizi March 26, 2026

Mukked Out 

Mukked Out is refering to extremely Alaska Native people who have snaggle tooth and hatchet face. These people take no care in their appearance, rarely shower, and are usually missing teeth. A lot of times you will see them outside a liquor store (still hammered from the night before) at 7am waiting for the liquor store to open so the can pay for a forty with nickels and dimes that most likely are stored in a spare dirty sock. The only times these people will ever have sex with someone who isn't also Mukked Out is when the other person is extremely intoxicated and had no one babysit them in their drunken stupor. Mukked Out people have no problems taking advantage of a poor unsuspecting soul and if you ever wake up next to a person of this nature run away and tell no one, because if people know this dirty secret they will never look at you the same and you will forever be thought of as disgusting.

I can't drink any more, because that Mukked Out guy is looking at me like a piece of meat and I'm scared for my vagina!

Mukked Out by mmm...hmmm July 31, 2011

Musked 

When a car manufacturer refuses to honor their own warranty.

The wheel fell off my neighbor's new Tesla right as he drove it off the dealer lot. The service department said it is not covered under warranty, because it is a normal wear item, and said it would be $5000 if he wants it fixed. They really Musked him.

Musked by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

Musked 

to be fucked over hard, no apologies.

Buyers of Tesla vehicles, once safety or performance issues are found, discover when seeking remedy that they have been Musked.

Musked by M3 Mentor March 6, 2020

Musked 

Paying a deposit for a product you won't ever receive.

Five years ago, I paid a deposit of $1000 to order Tesla solar panels for my roof, the company never installed them, and now they won't even answer the phone. I got Musked!

Musked by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

Musked 

To be swindled or cheated.

The company that installed those solar panels destroyed my roof, the solar panels don't even work, the company won't come out and fix them, and to top it off, I now have to make 30 years worth of monthly payments for them. I really got Musked.

Musked by Vegan the Barbarian September 16, 2019

murked 

comes from "merc" (pronounced "murk") short for mercenary.

To be killed, murdered, or otherwise mercilessly and overwhelmingly defeated or put down. (well executed and without struggle, the way a pro mercenary would do it.)

Became popular in early 2000's. Also spelled "merc", "merk", and "merked."

"He murked that quarterback! No mercy. He ain't getting up from that one."

"Did you see that fight? He murked that boy with one hit!"

"Don't even think of challenging him, man. He'll murk you before you can even reload. You got no chance."

murked by sunadajae January 23, 2014