Mufflefuck

1. Two sheets fucking.

2. Something two friends make up in the early hours of the morning.

Mello: Are you denying me mufflefuck?

Near: Yes, I am denying you mufflefuck.

Mufflefuck by Raccoon Runt January 22, 2009

mumblefuck 

An unintelligible answer to a simple direct question.

My car salesman gave me a mumblefuck answer when I asked if the car was ever used as a taxi cab?

mumblefuck by BigjonnyC January 19, 2008

Gufflefuck 

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

musclefuckin 

(v) To carry out a laborious task that demands great strain on one's body or muscles.

I was on the jobsite the other day musclefuckin some bags of concrete. -B. Wolfgang

musclefuckin by Shea Holtzman January 18, 2006

Mugglefucker 

What Malfoy shouts at the good guys at the end of "adult" version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Draco caught sight of Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny staring at him, nodded curtly and shouted "what yo' mudblood asses doin' starin' at me mugglefuckers!"

Mugglefucker by dyamantese July 17, 2009

hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.

I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.

hufflefucked by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018

Musclefuck 

Meaning to use excessive/dangerous force in getting a job done. Usually used when too lazy to do the job right.

Instead of going to find the right size screw, Johnny just musclefucked in the one he had.

Musclefuck by Xiuxiu Chen February 1, 2005