Gufflefuck

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.

I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.

by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018

Gumblefuck

A person who's usually normal, but occasionally makes idiotic remarks.

Ted: What color is an orange?
Me: Ted, you gumblefuck, the color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.

by Some random guy was taken February 19, 2023

gunzlefuck

A person who is from the city and pretends to be a cowboy, or country.

Tommy is such a damn gunzlefuck in those cowboy boots and western hat and shirt.

by foxracer October 18, 2008

Mufflefuck

1. Two sheets fucking.

2. Something two friends make up in the early hours of the morning.

Mello: Are you denying me mufflefuck?

Near: Yes, I am denying you mufflefuck.

by Raccoon Runt January 22, 2009

gunzlefucker

1)One who fucks gunzles
2)A person that penetrates a gunzle through the so called "poop chute."

Matt, quit being such a gunzlefucker!

by ObidiahBoditch October 25, 2003

bufflefuck

When one fucks in a buffle box, it’s a bufflefuck.

Peggy got pounded by Pumba in a bufflefuck.

by Bailey Ruth January 23, 2019