Muffin_Pop

Muffin_Pop is a term used to define the sound when you are cooking some love, and your sausage 'accidentally' breaks into the love kitchen ahead of schedule. An unlubricated *POP* signifies the trophy sound that you can brag to your friends about after you dump your load into the nearest cum dumpster.

"Hey Ty, nice Muffin_Pop last night"
"Thanks man, sorry to wake you up"

Muffin_Pop by Night-city April 25, 2006

muffin pop 

1.A slut too gangbang at a party. 2. A slut to gang bang at a party. 3. A slut to gang bang at a party 4. i think you get the point..

Oh my god look at that muffin pop of a gang bang

muffin pop by muffin_pop January 22, 2005

Muffin Top Pop 

A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.

I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!

Muffin Top Pop by Dirt Sandwich December 19, 2010

Pop you in the muffin 

To hit/slap a woman in the vagina.

Woman 1: You are so fucking annoying, can you please shut up?
Woman 2: Bitch, I will pop you in the muffin.
Woman 1: What does that mean?
Woman 2: I will fuking hit you in the vagina if you don't stop complaining, stupid slut.

Pop you in the muffin by HollyHomicide July 23, 2014

muffin-popping

When a girl or boy wears their pants too tight and rolls of fat hang over the top.

Ashley once said to Samantha, "Look at that girl and her pants. She's totally muffin-popping!"

muffin-popping by Samantha (xboganx) November 3, 2006

poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.

Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.

poppy seed muffin by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016

Poppy Muffin 

A goody-two shoes who tried somking weed but couldnt handle it

SALLY IS A WIMP! SHEs A POPPY MUFFIN

Poppy Muffin by D-Money April 9, 2003