muff-diving

Eating out a pussy

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.

bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up

by SugarRay August 03, 2007

muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

by PurpleCowMan April 06, 2002

Muff Dive

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

by Dick G September 20, 2010

muff dive

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

by Zoist September 13, 2005

Muff Dive

To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it.

Tim Loves to Muff Dive Lumberjacks.

by The Bowse October 01, 2009