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muff-diving 

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.
muff-diving by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015
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muff-diving 

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.
bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up
muff-diving by SugarRay August 3, 2007

Muff-Diving 

Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.
Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."
Muff-Diving by Cam_bush13 June 19, 2017

Muff Diving 

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy
Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!
Muff Diving by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

Muff Diving 

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!
Muff Diving by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

muff diving 

To eat out a pussy that hasn't been shaved.
Garrett wanted to go muff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn't find any meat.
muff diving by Ana Elena October 4, 2005

muff diving 

To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.
Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.
muff diving by Katttttttttt August 15, 2006
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