23 definition by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith

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that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.
i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!

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one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around
Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

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the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*
Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

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one who can take a mans full penis length in their mouth without gagging. *note if the penis is less than 5 inches deep throating is not possible*
Maggie was known as a deep throater all throughout her school.

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Titty Hard On the act of ones nipples contracting and getting "hard"
Maggie was embarassed because all her class mates could see her T.H.O through her shirt.

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the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time
hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

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1 an animal or creature that eats tuna fish
2 someone male or female who licks dirty pussies
1 that dolphin is such a tuna muncher

2 wow john is such a dirty tuna muncher

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