nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith's definitions

Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

dickhead

a guy who tries to get with a girl just so he can have sex with her and act like a total jerk!

Micheal prides him self on being called a dickhead

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

blow up doll

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*

Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

fish

the awful vile rotten scent that seems to linger in between the legs of nasty women ie hookers sluts and trailer trash

Don swore his ex used to keep an aquarium full of fish between her legs.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

deep throater

one who can take a mans full penis length in their mouth without gagging. *note if the penis is less than 5 inches deep throating is not possible*

Maggie was known as a deep throater all throughout her school.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

sac-affixiation

the act of choking and a mans testicals and loosing air due to the large ball of pubic hair lodged in ones throat.

Molly's grandfather died of sac-affixiation

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

phone

that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.

i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003