23 definitions by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith

Titty Hard On the act of ones nipples contracting and getting "hard"

Maggie was embarassed because all her class mates could see her T.H.O through her shirt.

an undergarment worn by women where the backside is usually jammed straigh up the ass causing an all day wedgie

u will never get me in a thong! u will never get me in a thong! i only wear silk g strings!

one who excessively gives rim jobs and loves the "chocolate" toppings they tend to get on the tip of their tongue.

Mary dumped her boyfriend because he was a total cheekmuncher.

the act of choking and a mans testicals and loosing air due to the large ball of pubic hair lodged in ones throat.

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around

Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

the act of trying to ecajulate in ur partners mouth and accidentaly shooting them in the eye.

Kimberly needed to have her eye removed due to Roberts bad aim.

a sick bastard dressed up im leather riding animals around a ring for his fans and later having sex with the bulls and goats.

Dont let ur babies grow up to be cow boys! thats animal cruelty