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tuna muncher

1 an animal or creature that eats tuna fish
2 someone male or female who licks dirty pussies
1 that dolphin is such a tuna muncher

2 wow john is such a dirty tuna muncher
what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
an undergarment worn by women where the backside is usually jammed straigh up the ass causing an all day wedgie
u will never get me in a thong! u will never get me in a thong! i only wear silk g strings!

cheekmuncher

one who excessively gives rim jobs and loves the "chocolate" toppings they tend to get on the tip of their tongue.
Mary dumped her boyfriend because he was a total cheekmuncher.

muffdiving

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time
hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

headdisapearance

the effect of sleeping with a hooker with crabs, by the next morning after the encounter the male realizez that the head of his genitals has broken off inside the hooker
After a night of painful sloppy sex Freddy noticed that he had come down with headdisapearance.

nasalectomy

the act of one shoving their penis up inside another persons nasal cavity and attempting to have sex with it
Sally had to go to the hospital on account of her boyfriend got drunk the previous night and had given her a failed nasalectomy.