tuna muncher

1 an animal or creature that eats tuna fish
2 someone male or female who licks dirty pussies
1 that dolphin is such a tuna muncher

2 wow john is such a dirty tuna muncher
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cow boy

a sick bastard dressed up im leather riding animals around a ring for his fans and later having sex with the bulls and goats.
Dont let ur babies grow up to be cow boys! thats animal cruelty
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fish

the awful vile rotten scent that seems to linger in between the legs of nasty women ie hookers sluts and trailer trash
Don swore his ex used to keep an aquarium full of fish between her legs.
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ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around
Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.
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dickhead

a guy who tries to get with a girl just so he can have sex with her and act like a total jerk!
Micheal prides him self on being called a dickhead
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hard drive

that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.
Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.
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phone

that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.
i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!
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