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Thong

an undergarment worn by women where the backside is usually jammed straigh up the ass causing an all day wedgie
u will never get me in a thong! u will never get me in a thong! i only wear silk g strings!
mugGet the Thongmug.

fried-cat-balls

those little crunchy white things they serve in chinese resturaunts with everything.
Susie ate the fried cat balls with her Pu PU platter thinking they were some sort of vegetable.
mugGet the fried-cat-ballsmug.

ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around
Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.
mugGet the ass piratemug.

hard drive

that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.
Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.
mugGet the hard drivemug.

dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
mugGet the dog foodmug.

cheekmuncher

one who excessively gives rim jobs and loves the "chocolate" toppings they tend to get on the tip of their tongue.
Mary dumped her boyfriend because he was a total cheekmuncher.
mugGet the cheekmunchermug.

phone

that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.
i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!
mugGet the phonemug.

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