Muff-Driving 

The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.

"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."

"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."

"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."

Muff-Driving by SCOONLAN August 25, 2012

Muff Driving 

The act performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. The female equivalent of road head. A derivative of muff diving- the act of jumping face first into a soaking wet vagina, also known as a muff. While the term muff may be outdated, and used to describe a hairy pussy, most hungry/ horny people know, no muff is too tough.

This chick likes teasing guys at the bar and then take them muff driving. They think they're impressive by going down on her at the wheel. Therefore getting some action, with a free ride home. Any opportunity for a dirt road, or construction, is ceased to intensify the vibrations for her pleasure. A bench seat is recommended.

Muff Driving by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018

muff-diving 

Eating out a pussy

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

muff-diving by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

Muff Diving 

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

Muff Diving by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

Muff Diving 

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

Muff Diving by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

muff diving 

To eat out a pussy that hasn't been shaved.

Garrett wanted to go muff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn't find any meat.

muff diving by Ana Elena October 4, 2005

muff diving 

To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.

Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.

muff diving by Katttttttttt August 15, 2006