Definitions by PurpleCowMan

Muff 

A Hairy Vagina
See also wordMuff Diving

Damn! her Muff almost swallowed me whole!

Muff by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

Hot Shit

Someone who thinks they are the best

You think your hot shit on a siver platter, but youre really just cold piss on a paper plate

Hot Shit by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

Muff Diving 

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

Muff Diving by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002