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Definitions by PurpleCowMan
Muff
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Hairy Vagina
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wordMuff
Diving
Damn! her Muff
almost
swallowed
me
whole
!
Muff
by
PurpleCowMan
April 6, 2002
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Muff Diving
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To
orally
please a wordMuff
To
eat out
a
hairy pussy
Man! I went muff divingthe other day and
the dentist
said he was glad i'd
started
flossing
again!
Muff Diving
by
PurpleCowMan
April 6, 2002
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Hot Shit
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Someone
who
thinks
they are
the best
You think your hot shit on a siver
platter
, but youre really just
cold piss
on a
paper plate
Hot Shit
by
PurpleCowMan
April 6, 2002
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