Mud Puppie 

Army Military Police

Sierra Hotel India Tango! Mud Puppies got me!

Mud Puppie by Helikopteris February 16, 2018

mud puppet 

The resulting disgusting feces-covered hand that is a direct result of anal fisting. The feces is sometimes used to draw a face on the offending hand in order to make it look like a puppet. Also known as a poopet.

I fisted that nasty chick in the butt and she wanted to play mud puppets afterwards. I will never drink again.

mud puppet by Tony Buttman January 13, 2014

mud puppies 

Black dirt underneath the tips of your fingernails.

Clean the mud puppies out from under your fingernails before you come to dinner.

mud puppies by Diane Snyder April 28, 2006

chocolate mud puppies 

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench

*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!

chocolate mud puppies by Dhouse November 2, 2015

Mud Puppet 

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery

The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again

Mud Puppet by Vobden September 1, 2021

Mississippi Mud Puppet

The sexual act of putting your penis in a woman's vagina then sticking your fist in her anus and stroking the penis with the fist. The opposite of a West Virginia Hand Puppet.

Sarah told me she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a Mississippi Mud Puppet.

Mississippi Mud Puppet by OG Tom November 10, 2025

Vietnamese mud puppet

A sex act in which someobody pushes their arm through someone’s entire digestive system and yanks the other persons uvula until they repeatedly vomit, they use this vomit as lubricant for a wank on a third person

Susan was ecstatic after getting a Vietnamese mud puppet

Vietnamese mud puppet by Congocummer April 6, 2026