Fingernails
Nathan:"Man I'm really nervous about the test tomorrow.."
Bree:"Oh dang, you should get some fingernails."
Bree:"Oh dang, you should get some fingernails."
Fingernails by Sydney09326 May 15, 2008
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fingernails emoji by JJG4:20 December 1, 2020
violin fingernails
Violinists and players of other string instruments must keep their fingernails extremely short in order to play well. It is commonly referred to as "Violin/Violinist Fingernails"
violin fingernails by alyzard46 March 1, 2011
Poop In My FingerNails
When your toilet paper is was to weak and you get the poop underneath your fingernails, and you think your going to die. So you decide to make a song
Poop In My FingerNails by Tillmanator December 8, 2019
Poop in my fingernails
A great song by the toilet bowl cleaners. This can also happen if you have shit toilet paper or really long acrylic nails that rip through the paper.
I just finished jamming out to my favorite song Poop in my fingernails by the toilet bowl cleaners on apple music!
Poop in my fingernails by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020
whore long fingernails
This is when women have extremely ridiculously long fingernails. Like you would expect to find on hookers or ladies of the night.
Girl! Those are some whore long fingernails! You best be investing in some clippers before the pimps start trying to line you up!
whore long fingernails by Blossom61 March 2, 2014
dirty fingernails method
The dirty fingernails method is when you are jerking off and you stick your finger up your butt and move it around. Said to give you 10x the pleasure when you cum
SpongeBob: hey Patrick last night I did the dirty fingernails method to a picture of sandy
Patrick: ew that's gross! But how did it feel?
Patrick: ew that's gross! But how did it feel?
dirty fingernails method by _amb.21_ July 5, 2016
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