Moused
Those Doritos have been moused. Don't eat that, its been moused. Oh shit, the couch has been moused!
Moused by Wisker Biscuit June 6, 2009
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moused by theman1968 March 12, 2010
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Moused
moused-up
Using a tampon, as in she is; on the blob, she’s got the painters in etc. The root of the definition refering to the similarity of Tampax tampon to a small white rodent because of the body of the tampon and its “white string” like a tail and the act of inserting it up the vagina. Other brands may have different coloured strings but the result is the same they are moused-up.
moused-up by Major Noshheroff July 30, 2018
Mickey Moused
To be mickey moused is to be completely and utterly beyond the realms of drunkedness. 'Plastered' and 'wasted' have nothing on embodying this Walt Disney Character. Steam Boat Willie? Roger Rabbit? Not a chance. You are so far gone that a whole advertising industry could make money from you all over again. Walt Disney made you like this. You basically made the Disney Channel. You are literally 'taking the mickey' out of life. You're Mickey Moused.
Jem was totally mickey moused last night.
Were you drunk? Steve....I was off my mickey.
I can't believe how far gone he was...he was totally moused.
He was so moused that its taking the mickey.
Were you drunk? Steve....I was off my mickey.
I can't believe how far gone he was...he was totally moused.
He was so moused that its taking the mickey.
Mickey Moused by RJubJub January 28, 2012
Mickey Moused
This is a sexual act applied in the doggy position. The man grabs the womans or man's ears whilst hiding the sausage.
The result is a high pitched mickey mouse voice and comedy large ears.
The result is a high pitched mickey mouse voice and comedy large ears.
I got carried away last night and mickey moused the wife. She can hear me muttering under my breath now.
Mickey Moused by rovinglunatic August 4, 2017
modest moused
when a fourteen year old douchebag that only talks about weed and modest mouse splooges in his under garmets when he meets the band of his dreams (modest mouse)
modest moused by Lester themelester February 8, 2010
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