Mouda

A cooler way of saying mother.

Bob flips through a picture book about indian natives.
Joseph : Hey look, it is yo mouda.

Bob : Fuck you.

by KingSir October 16, 2009

diaz monday

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.

Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!

by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016

Modafinil

The coffee of the future. It's a wakefulness enhancer. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert for 9 hours or more. The dose range is 100mg to 400mg. There's also armodafinil.

Took some modalert Modafinil and was awake for hours. Better than coffee.

by CynderFanclub April 14, 2020

Chest Monday

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

moida

It's the exact same thing as murder, except it happens in Brooklyn, New York.

Some variations include: moida'd, moida-in, and moida-er

"Hey, you, you head about that guy, OJ? He's getting let out of jail for moida!"
"I heard that them two guys in the back of the alley were moida'd last night."

by Kogiidae March 9, 2017

Modafinil

The most sought after cognitive enhancer ever. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert. And it lifts your mood a little. It's like coffee, but better. Modafinil is a eugeroic (wakefulness enhancer).

Dude 1: You got some Modafinil?! I need it!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 14, 2020

Danny Monday

Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.

This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.

'That's a nice car, hope he doesn't Danny Monday it'

by jxc12379564 January 21, 2012