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Mortuha (Мортуха) - Russian slang for the game Mortal Kombat. It appeared in the 90s. The word can also be used for other fighting games similar to Mortal Kombat
Пошли в Мортуху поиграем?
Let's go play Mortuha?
Прикинь, Мортуху новую анонсировали!
Hey, the new Mortuha has been announced!
Бля, я помню, у меня PSP ахуенная Мортуха была, как прям на Денди, только графа не мультяшная, а 3Dшная
Fuck, I remember my PSP had a fucking Mortuha, just like on Dendy, only the graphics were 3D instead of cartoonish.
Mortuha by Rundir June 11, 2024
Words you can keep
Morthan - more than something ; excess , over the required
Bill had a morthan fun when he had a fall and rested for three weeks playing video games all day .
Morthan by Neahtheprincess December 21, 2019

mortuary 

temporary refridgerated storage for the deceased.
The police transported the body to the local mortuary.
mortuary by Inja September 5, 2006

Mortshade Manoeuvre 

When someone gives a blumpkin to a person who has died in the last ten minutes due to 'Keeganing'. Then someone sneaks up behind the person giving the blumpkin and punches them in the back of the neck. Causing them to bite down the the dead persons genitals.

- A form of Necrophilia.
Is his name Bradlee? He's probably done the Mortshade Manoeuvre.
Mortshade Manoeuvre by Rachey101 November 3, 2012
someone who is an extremely nice kind person and is generally all round amazing at everything.
daniel mortham a school pupil who complies to this definition
mortham by dan smith123 October 13, 2009

mortuary position 

The most exciting and only sexual position that a women offers after children or the initial honeymoon period of a new relationship. Where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. Most importantly this variation of the missionary position 'comes' with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and motionless is horribly reminiscent of shagging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward
Mr Gideon - Come on babe, its been weeks

Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers

Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again
mortuary position by Mr Gideon November 2, 2006
Man of war; Man of Triumph

A person that survived countless battles, trials or challenges.

Fantasy like name usually found in games and movies.
All hail Morthag! Our new leader!!
This boy here is a true morthag, surviving this chaotic nuclear war.
morthag by Saradomian October 14, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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