Mooktocracy 

And autocratic form of government based on the ideology of Mookery.

Most often found in situations where large, powerful nations find themselves being governed by someone who has never held office before.

In a mooktocracy The head mook might say,"Hey, how many times do I have to tell you mooks that I wanted a wall built! Stop sitting on those shovels and get to work!"

Mooktocracy by Mr. Fumoso December 1, 2016

Monetocracy 

1.) A form of government in which the political and sociological driving force is material wealth. It is easily characterized by the way with which monetary donations are able to lubricate political ascension. Prevalent during the lifetime of Martin Luther.
2.) An adjective describing an already established form of government.
3.) An absolutely fabricated term coming from the depraved mind of Professor John Ott.

1.)
Max--"The levels of simony that were prevalent during the reign of the 'Renaissance Popes’ is indicative of a highly intricate monetocracy which closely resembles that of Thailand in structure and form of rule!"
Craig--"You're a nerd..."

2.)
Max--"We really need to vote Nader in before we fully metamorphosize into a monetocratic republic!"
Craig--"We're not friends anymore."

3.)
Craig--"I'm pretty sure Ott just used his depraved mind to fabricate that word homey"
Max--"You're a douche..."

Monetocracy by C-Raig May 14, 2008

Mortocracy 

A government in which dead people run your government I.e. Halloween Town, Retro Town, North Korea, etc

Kim Il-sung is the Eternal President of North Korea, and Kim Jung-Il is the Eternal Supreme Leader of North Korea thus making it a Mortocracy.

Mortocracy by Whom’st’ve July 29, 2018

Monetocracy 

A political system in which the principle means of participation is monetary.

Political systems are defined by the means by which one can participate in them. Thus a system where the most important element of political participation is money, the system is a Monetocracy.

The United States has become a Democratic Monetocracy

Monetocracy by Ender Rex October 24, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019