Morldog

A term used to describe an individual who is physically imposing, often tall and overweight, but whose defining trait is a chronic inability to commit to anything. A “Morldog” typically drifts through life avoiding serious responsibility, relationships or long-term goals, preferring to remain stagnant while their physical presence far outweighs their contribution to any given situation.

Look at Dave, the absolute morldog, stood there taking up all the space in the room while he dodges another shift at work.

Morldog by Man With The Sauce April 18, 2026

Mortdogged 

To get blessed or screwed in Riot's videogame Teamfight Tactics. The verb is derived from the name of Riot employee and TFT design director called Mortdog.
Very prominent element of the video game is randomness. However, players like to pretend that Mortdog is responsible for everything that happened.
This catchphrase is getting out of hand and players and streamers are using it outside TFT to describe anything (un)lucky that happens in their lives.

Ex 1:
Streamer 1: *has three 4-costs*
Streamer 1: *gets Recombobulator augment on 3-2*
Streamer 1: "holy shit I got mortdogged"
Soju: I went 8th again...

Mortdogged by vildae June 27, 2022

Mordog 

A teenage boy who makes poor decisions and says unintelligent things.

Look at that Mordog over there using the band saw.
Don't be a Mordog!

Mordog by Mordo99 March 6, 2018

molldog

The less obvious way of saying molly or MDMA. Pronounced mall-dog.

"Hey do you guys know where to get any molldog?"

molldog by feetoid January 12, 2020

mortdogged 

getting rng'ed

Oh fuck, I'm getting mortdogged
This carussel is mortdogged

mortdogged by The OG Random January 10, 2022

Morlogic 

Ideas that only morons can find reason in.

Ted says " two plus three equals ten" I say "Ted stop using morlogic and learn to count"

Morlogic by mdub-ya May 13, 2008

moldog 

Russian swear word used by HaiX in a video.

ты чертовски глупый молдог - You fucking stupid moldog!

moldog by Sensei_21 December 16, 2023