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Usually used in response to something that has made you laugh so severely that you have lost the will to live. Not to be confused with dying ded dead im dead or deceased this is much worse. You have an absolute zero percent chance of resuscitation. You've been morgued
Eli : yo I'm grabbing a coffee on my way over, you feelin' it?

Stewie : bet

Eli : baristas aways lookin' like they have a degree in lesbian dance theory.

Stewie : 100% morgued
Morgued by Merlcaptain November 25, 2018
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City Morgue 

A group of highly dangerous and crazy individuals who are known for their misdeeds.
Damn you hear City Morgue. Them guys are hard.
City Morgue by Zedd Redd September 25, 2019
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morguecore

a girl who I think is a newgen who thinks she's known for riding an 18 year old audio maker on roblox
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morguecore: an unknown
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Morged Out 

The state to where your so high you can't move or speak or make any sense
Yo did you just see that Chris just morged out so hard .
Morged Out by ohheylowlife March 2, 2017

The Morgue 

The bank.

It holds all of your 'Dead Presidents' (Money)... (past presidents that are dead are on the face of money)

See also 'casket'.
Woman: I just had to go to the morgue today.
Friend: Aww... who died?
Woman: No,No. I just had to cash my check.
A preverbal mind state that when reached a person is completely immobile and losses many simple motor skills such as walking and speaking. For example, your friend has just smoked 5 grams of weed in one sitting…he would proceed to hit the “morgue”. This reference refers to immobility of a cadaver at a morgue; thus a person that would be described as “morguing” (verb for morgue) is no doubt sitting on a couch procrastinating on whether or not they have the energy to roll over. Super ultra extreme lazy-ness is a synonym of “morgue”.
Man I was so "morgued" last night I dont know what came over me; it was probably the half ounce of sticky I puffed last night. That stuff always makes me hit "THE MORGUE".
Morgue by Shain and Poze January 13, 2006

morgueasm 

An orgasm that occurs when having sexual relations with a corpse and or a Realdoll(tm).
"The initial pleasure of Karen's tightness was tempered by the feeling that I was humping a cadaver and was about to experience my first morgueasm."
- Grant Stoddard from Nerve.com
article: "I Did it for Science"
morgueasm by Sad Little Man February 27, 2004
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