ded 

It means dead, only better.

It was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.

Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: Because I am ded.
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DED?! Dammit, now I'm ded.
Hannah: hahaha I made you ded.

Hot Guy: So I heard you have a crush on me?
Sarah: -ded-

Spanish teacher: *asks a long complicated question in Spanish*
Hannah: -ded-

ded by hai_bai November 1, 2010

Ded 

Meme Language For Dead

"He Ded"

Ded by XxXEGGCELLENT_SNIPERXxX October 5, 2016

Ded 

When you have reached a level of shookness that you no longer have time for the a in “dead”

That crazy meme has me ded.

Ded by The comedian Emily November 17, 2017

Ded 

People usually use this when something is really funny, embarrassing, scary etc

Paul: oh my god that meme has me ded

Ded by Greyclouds August 15, 2017

ded 

adj. Ded is when you are dead from joy, hilarity, sexiness, or other great feelings as such.

There is a large difference between ded and dead. Do not confuse the two.

The verb form is 'deds' or 'dedded.'

I dedded when that hawt dude walked in the room. On top of it, his pants were tight.

I will deds if you do a cape twirl.

ded by Gerardoz! February 20, 2009

ded 

dead, gone.

"You are D-E-D, ded!"

ded by Mick July 22, 2003

ded 

Sending each other memes in till one of the participants "dies of laughter". So they are known as "ded"

Verb: "dedding"

Lmao I'm ded

ded by Fat midget May 4, 2018