ded

It means dead, only better.

It was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.

Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: Because I am ded.
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DED?! Dammit, now I'm ded.
Hannah: hahaha I made you ded.

Hot Guy: So I heard you have a crush on me?
Sarah: -ded-

Spanish teacher: *asks a long complicated question in Spanish*
Hannah: -ded-

by hai_bai October 31, 2010

ded

adj. Ded is when you are dead from joy, hilarity, sexiness, or other great feelings as such.

There is a large difference between ded and dead. Do not confuse the two.

The verb form is 'deds' or 'dedded.'

I dedded when that hawt dude walked in the room. On top of it, his pants were tight.

I will deds if you do a cape twirl.

by Gerardoz! February 20, 2009

ded

dead, gone.

"You are D-E-D, ded!"

by Mick July 22, 2003

ded

Sending each other memes in till one of the participants "dies of laughter". So they are known as "ded"

Verb: "dedding"

Lmao I'm ded

by Fat midget February 4, 2018

ded

a way of saying dead but abbreviated to (ded)
origin comes from a MLG TF2(team fortress2) quote from heavy
"you are dead" it was soon people pronounced it ded and soon became that way now used as a meme
#MLG #YTP #meme

dude your DED

by urban ops January 27, 2017

ded

ded means your dead but not litterally

im so fuckin ded

by BBBBBIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH February 24, 2019

ded

When someone does or says something hella funny.

Girl 1: Yo how long was that stick thing again??
Girl 2: Oh my god I'm Ded
Girl 1: Seriously how long was it??
Girl 2: I don't know... Did it fit where it's suppose to go??
Girl 1: Yo your stupid
Girl 1: Thanks I really appreciate it.

by dxddy_bxtch April 20, 2017