A preverbal mind state that when reached a person is completely immobile and losses many simple motor skills such as walking and speaking. For example, your friend has just smoked 5 grams of weed in one sitting…he would proceed to hit the “morgue”. This reference refers to immobility of a cadaver at a morgue; thus a person that would be described as “morguing” (verb for morgue) is no doubt sitting on a couch procrastinating on whether or not they have the energy to roll over. Super ultra extreme lazy-ness is a synonym of “morgue”.

Man I was so "morgued" last night I dont know what came over me; it was probably the half ounce of sticky I puffed last night. That stuff always makes me hit "THE MORGUE".

Morgue by Shain and Poze January 13, 2006

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morgueasm

An orgasm that occurs when having sexual relations with a corpse and or a Realdoll(tm).

"The initial pleasure of Karen's tightness was tempered by the feeling that I was humping a cadaver and was about to experience my first morgueasm."
- Grant Stoddard from Nerve.com
article: "I Did it for Science"

morgueasm by Sad Little Man February 27, 2004

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Morgue

Morgue, Mortuary, etc.

A morgue is the place a dead body is taken before burial, or is the place of a person's cremation.

And so John was taken to the Morgue on sunday night, before his burial early the next morning.

Morgue by Pinkfishe May 22, 2006

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