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Having been rubbed playfully by someones head in an excessive manner. Usually applied to their chest or neck, and followed by the triumphant exclaimation "MOOSHED!!" to which they either submit to the dominance of the original moosh, or attempt to challenge the moosh with their own.
Ahhh! I've been MOOSHED!!
Mooshed by Katie March 30, 2004
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The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!
1. a tiny dog that is super round, circular, cuddly, and fluffy. the prime example of a breed that is automatically mooshy is the maltese. mooshers can also be things like yorkie mixes, bichon frises, goldendoodles, and honestly ANY maltese mix. mooshers are extremely friendly and sweet. they often look like the lights are on but no one's home. when they do things like lay on the ground super horizontally, they are mooshing.

(mooshing = laying down or cuddling)
(mooshing along = walking around, chillin, doin whatever)
(mooshing me = cuddling me)

2. a chubby little baby/toddler. asian babies are especially mooshy because how chubby and squishable they are. examples of moosher babies are like russell from up, the little girl from despicable me, or any baby with chubby cheeks.

3. a chill person that doesn't give a care in this world; just living in its own wonderland. these are very very chill people that just walk with no sense of urgency; they just moosh along. examples of these mooshers are fez from euphoria, the dad from EEAAO, or a high school teacher that's just super sweet and a little oblivious.
1. Woah, that's such a cute maltese over there! What a moosher!

2. Aww, did you see her newborn baby? It has such chubby cheeks -- super mooshy!!

3. Honestly though, Sean's just a moosher. I'm sure he doesn't care what we do or when we meet up. He's just mooshing along in his own wonderland.
moosher by Mika Meeks May 30, 2022

Moosedangling 

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.
Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope
Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
Mooched by louiseharp July 31, 2017
Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
Moosed by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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