warmth

Euphemism for the constant buzzing and hissing heard on vinyl records.

Used by fans of vinyl, who claim this distortion makes records sound better than CDs; which sound too "clean".

Vinyl Fan: Here let me put on this record, then you'll understand. (Record starts playing) Do you hear the warmth?
Normal Guy: Warmth? I just hear a bunch of hissing under the music. Why is that better than a CD?

by GAWII March 2, 2009

Kettle Warmth

Warm liquid from a kettle.

See:Hot Water

Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@
Person 2: I know, I could really do with some kettle warmth

by Erratic Doorhandle April 27, 2010

Fuck Warmth

The heat generated by two bodies during the act of having sex.

Simon: Babe, open a window I'm dying from all of this fuck warmth.
Megan: Okay babe.

by SinBin365 July 4, 2018

warehouse of warmth

Another word for a women's Vagina.

Bearded Clam Soft Shelled Tuna Taco Camel Toe Slit pit Cum Dumpster Fuzzy Taco Air Pipe Beaver Tuna Town Punani Puntang ECD Sweaty Love Box Coochie Stabin' Cabin Muff Peach Snake Pit Snatch A.K.A Warehouse Of Warmth.

by Number025 January 22, 2014

Poop Warmth

When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.

Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here!

I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.

by Madetolast December 20, 2017

Man Warmth

The warmth of the Crotch area another man should never feel

Damnit Jim get you leg off me!!!

by Jonny December 29, 2005

man-warmth

The residual thermal glow (usually in a vinyl-covered seat) felt by a man who sits in a seat recently occupied by another man.

I thought it fortunate to land a seat on the Metro train, but because it was crowded, I couldn't allow for a cool-down so I had to endure the man-warmth of the dude who had been sitting there.

by machBailz May 4, 2007