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to moosh up to someone in the past tense.
to steal someones warmth on a cold night.
to somewhat affectionally cuddle up to someone.

moosh spoonage
"it was cold so i mooshed up to him to steal his warmth"
mooshed by krikket_nx May 4, 2008
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Having been rubbed playfully by someones head in an excessive manner. Usually applied to their chest or neck, and followed by the triumphant exclaimation "MOOSHED!!" to which they either submit to the dominance of the original moosh, or attempt to challenge the moosh with their own.
Ahhh! I've been MOOSHED!!
Mooshed by Katie March 30, 2004
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The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!
1. a tiny dog that is super round, circular, cuddly, and fluffy. the prime example of a breed that is automatically mooshy is the maltese. mooshers can also be things like yorkie mixes, bichon frises, goldendoodles, and honestly ANY maltese mix. mooshers are extremely friendly and sweet. they often look like the lights are on but no one's home. when they do things like lay on the ground super horizontally, they are mooshing.

(mooshing = laying down or cuddling)
(mooshing along = walking around, chillin, doin whatever)
(mooshing me = cuddling me)

2. a chubby little baby/toddler. asian babies are especially mooshy because how chubby and squishable they are. examples of moosher babies are like russell from up, the little girl from despicable me, or any baby with chubby cheeks.

3. a chill person that doesn't give a care in this world; just living in its own wonderland. these are very very chill people that just walk with no sense of urgency; they just moosh along. examples of these mooshers are fez from euphoria, the dad from EEAAO, or a high school teacher that's just super sweet and a little oblivious.
1. Woah, that's such a cute maltese over there! What a moosher!

2. Aww, did you see her newborn baby? It has such chubby cheeks -- super mooshy!!

3. Honestly though, Sean's just a moosher. I'm sure he doesn't care what we do or when we meet up. He's just mooshing along in his own wonderland.
moosher by Mika Meeks May 30, 2022

Moosedangling 

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.
Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope
Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
Mooched by louiseharp July 31, 2017
Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
Moosed by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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