mooshed

to moosh up to someone in the past tense.
to steal someones warmth on a cold night.
to somewhat affectionally cuddle up to someone.

moosh spoonage

"it was cold so i mooshed up to him to steal his warmth"

by krikket_nx May 4, 2008

Mooshed

Having been rubbed playfully by someones head in an excessive manner. Usually applied to their chest or neck, and followed by the triumphant exclaimation "MOOSHED!!" to which they either submit to the dominance of the original moosh, or attempt to challenge the moosh with their own.

Ahhh! I've been MOOSHED!!

by Katie March 30, 2004

Moosed

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER July 28, 2019

moosher

1. a tiny dog that is super round, circular, cuddly, and fluffy. the prime example of a breed that is automatically mooshy is the maltese. mooshers can also be things like yorkie mixes, bichon frises, goldendoodles, and honestly ANY maltese mix. mooshers are extremely friendly and sweet. they often look like the lights are on but no one's home. when they do things like lay on the ground super horizontally, they are mooshing.

(mooshing = laying down or cuddling)
(mooshing along = walking around, chillin, doin whatever)
(mooshing me = cuddling me)

2. a chubby little baby/toddler. asian babies are especially mooshy because how chubby and squishable they are. examples of moosher babies are like russell from up, the little girl from despicable me, or any baby with chubby cheeks.

3. a chill person that doesn't give a care in this world; just living in its own wonderland. these are very very chill people that just walk with no sense of urgency; they just moosh along. examples of these mooshers are fez from euphoria, the dad from EEAAO, or a high school teacher that's just super sweet and a little oblivious.

1. Woah, that's such a cute maltese over there! What a moosher!

2. Aww, did you see her newborn baby? It has such chubby cheeks -- super mooshy!!

3. Honestly though, Sean's just a moosher. I'm sure he doesn't care what we do or when we meet up. He's just mooshing along in his own wonderland.

by Mika Meeks May 30, 2022

Moosedangling

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.

Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope

by LongJohnTrumpyPants October 6, 2012

Mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

by louiseharp July 31, 2017

Moosed

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015