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Mooshank 

1. (v.) The act of shanking in a (platonic) cow like manner, usually done to express extreme boredom between two people with a friendly bond.

2. (v.) A method of killing used between two specific tribes of bovine warriors which consists of an elongated horn of a deceased bull piercing through the left kidney of an adversary.
Ex 1: "Moo."

"Moo-shank-!"

"I love you too."

Ex 2: As Mary MooCow approached the target, she shifted her feet and launched herself, ready to mooshank to the death.
Mooshank by Mewsy! ^_^ November 21, 2006
Related Words

mooshark 

An immature way of being random, which nevertheless is considered humorous. A mooshark is a shark with the skin and pattern of a cow, hence the moo which isa popular description of the sounds a cow emits.
Mooshark! Har De Hoo Har Har.
mooshark by Peacemaker July 3, 2006
Common wrod for South Africans, describing a large intestine.
Lets eat his moshack!
Moshack by Rex D. July 1, 2005

Mooshank 

1.Human cow - someone who is acting like a cow (stupid, mean, idiotic)
Emma - Omg i can't belive your actully wearing that!
Hannah - Omg ... your a mooshank
Mooshank by Pinky555 March 28, 2009

moonhack 

A Man With A Very Large Penis
Oh he's definitely moonhack!
moonhack by PyroWazHere September 18, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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