Mooshank

1. (v.) The act of shanking in a (platonic) cow like manner, usually done to express extreme boredom between two people with a friendly bond.

2. (v.) A method of killing used between two specific tribes of bovine warriors which consists of an elongated horn of a deceased bull piercing through the left kidney of an adversary.

Ex 1: "Moo."

"Moo-shank-!"

"I love you too."

Ex 2: As Mary MooCow approached the target, she shifted her feet and launched herself, ready to mooshank to the death.

by Mewsy! ^_^ November 21, 2006

Mooshank

1.Human cow - someone who is acting like a cow (stupid, mean, idiotic)

Emma - Omg i can't belive your actully wearing that!
Hannah - Omg ... your a mooshank

by Pinky555 March 28, 2009

Mooshack

Mooshack is a very powerful guinea pig from the gods. The name Mooshack can refer to guinea pigs in general or can be specific to Mooshack, The Guinea Pig.

1: Yo, Did you check out my Mooshack the other day? It squeeked really loud when I opened the fridge!
2: I wish I owned the Legendary Mooshack.

by TheHolySpaget August 26, 2022

mooshark

An immature way of being random, which nevertheless is considered humorous. A mooshark is a shark with the skin and pattern of a cow, hence the moo which isa popular description of the sounds a cow emits.

Mooshark! Har De Hoo Har Har.

by Peacemaker July 3, 2006

MoShankar-ing

To play all possible sides, without ever allying with anyone. A flawed strategy, built on the even more flawed idea that being indecisive and entirely friendless somehow puts you at an advantage. Functionally synonymous to being untrustworthy, being a "snake," or being universally disliked/excluded.

Man: I don't really want to take sides, they're both my friends

Woman: Dude, one of them is clearly wrong. Quit MoShankar-ing around.

by Apollo strangeburdens September 19, 2025