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Moonlanding 

Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.
Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.

Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*

Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.
Moonlanding by traumageek May 19, 2010

Moonyang Wangler 

A person who gets pussy by persuading or cleverly manipulating a woman
Fuckin' ol Jerry is at it again tonight try ta hustle up that pussy. He’s a real moonyang wangler.

Moonlancing 

The practice of being in permanent daytime employment, whilst working private freelance contracts during evenings, weekends and in extreme cases, lunch hours.
Dave isn't coming on our weekend break. He's moonlancing this weekend to finish his client's website.
Moonlancing by Blinko May 31, 2009

moonyash 

whats up moonyash where you been?
look at that moonyash over there garbage picking.
moonyash by CREE WOLF January 11, 2016

Moonmanned 

When a male uses shower soap as lubrication while performing anal sex with a female.
She got that ass cleaned last night...she was moonmanned!!
Moonmanned by Richard Goodspeed November 19, 2010

moontang 

In the year 3 thousand..

Dibrikishaw: Yo Elmer i'm headin up to outer space this weekend for some poontang with my girl.

Elmer: Don't you be callin that intergalactic pussy poontang. Up on the moon we call that moontang.

Dibrikishaw: My bad nigga, but you know its better on the moon.
moontang by richsingles69k March 8, 2010