Moonlancing 

The practice of being in permanent daytime employment, whilst working private freelance contracts during evenings, weekends and in extreme cases, lunch hours.

Dave isn't coming on our weekend break. He's moonlancing this weekend to finish his client's website.

Moonlancing by Blinko May 31, 2009

Moonlanding 

Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.

Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.

Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*

Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.

Moonlanding by traumageek May 19, 2010

moonlanding 

A moonlanding is when two or more people all touch butts. Bare butts. It is a sign of affection.

Person 1- "I miss you so much!"
Person 2- "I know, I miss you too!"
Person 1- "When you get back we are in need of an emergency moonlanding."

moonlanding by iloveduuuugan February 7, 2010

fake moonlanding 

Something a person you think is cute says or does that is so unattractive or stupid that you realize in that single moment that there is no way you can date them or continue to date them.

"I couldn't believe what she said about Iraq. It was a total fake moonlanding."

"I thought he was cute, but making me listen to Lil' Wayne in the car was a fake moonlanding."

fake moonlanding by spree fx January 16, 2009

Molancing

The act of dancing while simultaneously molesting people. Often done as a result of too much alcohol or MDMA.

People were getting annoyed at the club because Ronaldo kept molancing everyone he could lay his hands on.

Molancing by Raphetim April 3, 2013

moonlanding 

a figment of ones imagination beat into the ceribral cortex by commercial airline dictators with the only reasoning of to mearly impress the russians, which back in old man times was in fact a lady

sometimes when I want to lie about the moonlanding, I say it happened.

moonlanding by chizad April 13, 2004

moondancing 

when you’re fucking someone in the ass and you dab with each thrust

van morrison came on while i was ass fucking becky so i started moondancing it was lit

moondancing by defchef1 December 20, 2018