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Moonlanding

Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.
Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.

Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*

Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.
by traumageek May 19, 2010
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moonlanding

A moonlanding is when two or more people all touch butts. Bare butts. It is a sign of affection.
Person 1- "I miss you so much!"
Person 2- "I know, I miss you too!"
Person 1- "When you get back we are in need of an emergency moonlanding."
by iloveduuuugan February 7, 2010
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moonlanding

a figment of ones imagination beat into the ceribral cortex by commercial airline dictators with the only reasoning of to mearly impress the russians, which back in old man times was in fact a lady
sometimes when I want to lie about the moonlanding, I say it happened.
by chizad April 13, 2004
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fake moonlanding

Something a person you think is cute says or does that is so unattractive or stupid that you realize in that single moment that there is no way you can date them or continue to date them.
"I couldn't believe what she said about Iraq. It was a total fake moonlanding."

"I thought he was cute, but making me listen to Lil' Wayne in the car was a fake moonlanding."
by spree fx January 16, 2009
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Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing

In Super Smash Bros. Melee, characters who's walk-acceleration is lower than their traction value after wavelanding backwards can buffer a slight walk forwards to decrease the momentum lost. The walk input must be at its lowest value to perfectly execute the tech. (rough translation of inputs) Characters with low traction (Luigi) benefit worse than those with higher traction values in Melee. (i.e Gannondorf can benefit from the Koopa Backdash Wave Slide Hover Walk Moon Landing more than Luigi in terms of distance)
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The Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing can make virtually anyone feel like they are playing on ice.
by Do_mmar September 11, 2020
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Moonlancing

The practice of being in permanent daytime employment, whilst working private freelance contracts during evenings, weekends and in extreme cases, lunch hours.
Dave isn't coming on our weekend break. He's moonlancing this weekend to finish his client's website.
by Blinko May 31, 2009
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Moon Landing

When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to eachother, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching eachother. Thus, a moon landing.
Brad and Billy are getting ready for football practice, and they both happen to pull down their pants at the same time.

Brad: "Woa dude! What the heck man?"
Billy: "What's wrong with you?"
Brad: "Your ass just touched mine!"
Billy: "Awe come on, you can't tell me this is your first moon landing."
Brad: "There's a name for it?"
by 7-String April 5, 2010
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