hottest person ever, one of the funniest mutuals ever, big simp for remus lupin aka "moony", is a ginger baka and is secretly ed sheeran, looks like dobby while dancing, thinks watching marvel on repeat will make her a superhero
moonyshot is ed sheeran, but i just can't prove it.
im so grateful moonyshot is my mutual.
To severely distort reality in a way that always casts a person, usually a celebrity, in a flattering light.
Derived from the name of Courtney Love's fan site and the logic of the delusional sycophants who post there.
"Did you read those moonwashedrose comments about Courtney losing custody of her kid because our patriarchal society has a problem with strong, intelligent women, and not because she's a batshit crazy drug addict?"
"I'm sick of Perez and his moonwashedrose treatment of Paris Hilton."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"