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Mooseses 

the plural form of the word Moose.
Hey Jess, do you see that group of mooseses over there?
Related Words
when a fat girl forces herself onto you and, udderly, rapes you.
"Yo Noah, I saw you get moolested by Charlotte last night at that party. What was it like being crushed during sex? lmao!!!"
moolest by John Yang July 12, 2017

mooseseses 

"Hey timmie I was walking in the woods and a bunch of mooseseses came and ate my clothes".
mooseseses by Jargon Ivaniskool November 20, 2013

Molesey rodeo  

Basically the same as a Rodeo execpt 4 u get a fit bird to come back 2 your house and u get ur mate to hide in the cupboard naked and then u engage in doggy style sex with the girl. When u are about 2 cum yell 'Rodeo!!' and exit the girl and get ur mate to jump out of the cupboard and begin fuckin her, while she screams and squirms around like rodeo on a bull. You must wait and see how long u can rodeo the bitch before she can escape. The boy who was orginally sexin the whore must film the act of Molesey rodeo, then u show it to all ur friends.

It must be done with best friends and a complete slag who u dont know. It also must be done in doggy style.
boy 1: hey baby wanna come back 2 mine
Girl: yeah

(At the house they begin to have sex)

Boy 1: ahhh baby im about to cum...RODEO!!

(Boy 2 jumps out of the cupboard and begins to have sex with the slag)

Boy 2: woooooooooo baby, ur a frisky one...this is the longest ive given a Molesey Rodeo for

Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Boy 1: Shit this is the best Molesey rodeo ive ever seen


(Later that nght)

Boy 1: Hey mate, watch this
Boy 2: Yeah i gave this bitch a Molesey rodeo for 13 seconds!!

All their friends proceed to watch the video and then all cheer and buy the rodeo boys a beer
Molesey rodeo by Sam Awadalla December 11, 2006

Cow Moolestor 

One who partakes in the molestation of cows.
Billy is considered a Cow Moolestor because of the way he forcefully received his milk

Ewok Moolesters 

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.
I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.