A user on both 4chan and Bored Panda that has a 8 inch cock, and thus all the bitches in the neighborhood want to cowgirl him.
Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of Hans?
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 01, 2025
Urban Dictionary is a website which allows people to write their own definition of words to get them approved by the moderation team. Nearly two decades ago, this website was genuinely good and provided actually informative informative, but unfortunately nowadays, it became somewhat infested with trolls who write down biased bullshit, which caused normal people to wish for improved moderation.
Person 1. Urban Dictionary is pretty cool, it allows you to make definitions for words and even make up your own words for people to use!
Person 2: Yeah, but it's sometimes being misused for bigotry and biased statements.
UD Mod: THank you for your feedback, we will improve our platform.
Person 2: Yeah, but it's sometimes being misused for bigotry and biased statements.
UD Mod: THank you for your feedback, we will improve our platform.
by anonymous4chanfunkin July 28, 2025
An anonymous 4chan user (Supposedly came from a board called /mcg/, a part of /vg/ themed entirely around Minecraft) who's gone under this name on Urban Dictionary. He's an avid Minecraft fan who constantly shames Redditors for liking Fortnite. He's also being turned on from Princess Peach hentai like a true champion.
Craig: Hey have you ever heard of CheezyClit69?
Tom: Yeah, he's frequently bullying me on /mcg/ for jerking off to Kimiko Five Tails.
Craig: Well he's CheezyClit69 for a reason you know.
Tom: I've also heard that he's into Princess Peach hentai.
Craig: Hell yeah, he enjoys watching the way Mario strokes his Super Mushroom to Peach getting anally rammed by Bowser, or in this case, Stepbowser.
Tom: Wow that's weird.
Craig: Nah it's cool asf lolkek
Tom: Yeah, he's frequently bullying me on /mcg/ for jerking off to Kimiko Five Tails.
Craig: Well he's CheezyClit69 for a reason you know.
Tom: I've also heard that he's into Princess Peach hentai.
Craig: Hell yeah, he enjoys watching the way Mario strokes his Super Mushroom to Peach getting anally rammed by Bowser, or in this case, Stepbowser.
Tom: Wow that's weird.
Craig: Nah it's cool asf lolkek
by anonymous4chanfunkin December 14, 2024
Also known under his initial English name Cardbo, Danbo is a cardboard robot character originating from the Yotsuba&! manga, debuting in Chapter 28. He's actually Miura Hasayaka inside a cardboard costume.
Danbo is sometimes depicted as being made out of Amazon packaging boxes and has his spinoff anime Nyanbo, featuring cat versions of Danbo.
Danbo is sometimes depicted as being made out of Amazon packaging boxes and has his spinoff anime Nyanbo, featuring cat versions of Danbo.
by anonymous4chanfunkin December 14, 2024
Not to be confused with Lanejanny, as these two people are different.
Slep is the creator of a character Lane, notorious for being shilled by Lanejanny. Contrary to popular beliefs, the two are actually two different people, and he doesn't even know who /b/-tards are
Slep is the creator of a character Lane, notorious for being shilled by Lanejanny. Contrary to popular beliefs, the two are actually two different people, and he doesn't even know who /b/-tards are
Anon 1: Damn, what is Slep doing nowadays?
Anon 2: I have no fucking idea dude, and i don't want to find out either.
Anon 2: I have no fucking idea dude, and i don't want to find out either.
by anonymous4chanfunkin July 28, 2025
Trichael is a song from a Friday Night Funkin mod called Hit Single, composed by Sturm, a.k.a. Churgney Gurgney, Phantasmuh and Scrumbo (the lattermost made lyrics from 1:58 to 2:42), with the majority of the song featuring lyrics sang by the song's opponent Lord X - an EXE created by JoeDoughBoi. The song was released on 2022 within the mod's first release.
In the song, Lord X is singing about how his current vessel is decaying and he's looking for a new one.
The song, aswell as Hit Single was made when one of the /funkg/ anons said that Sturm's singing voice sounds good.
In the song, Lord X is singing about how his current vessel is decaying and he's looking for a new one.
The song, aswell as Hit Single was made when one of the /funkg/ anons said that Sturm's singing voice sounds good.
Guy 1: I've been listening Trichael on repeat, the song is really cool.
Guy 2: Same here, i can't stop thinking about the "It's been a wild ride" part.
Guy 2: Same here, i can't stop thinking about the "It's been a wild ride" part.
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 14, 2024
1. Noun. "Moolese" is a plural word for "moola" - a slang for money.
2. Adjective. The term "Moolese" describes incredibly wealthy people.
2. Adjective. The term "Moolese" describes incredibly wealthy people.
1.
Joe: Yo my uncle had enough moolese to buy a house for my grandma.
Billy: Cool!
2.
Jeff Bezos is one of the most moolese people in the world.
Joe: Yo my uncle had enough moolese to buy a house for my grandma.
Billy: Cool!
2.
Jeff Bezos is one of the most moolese people in the world.
by anonymous4chanfunkin July 28, 2025