mooken 

an extremely sexy person whom if male is hung like a horse and if female is tight

yo that chick if fuckin sexy

ya i know she must be a mooken

mooken by xxxyourmomxxxx May 29, 2010

Mooken Tooken 

Vietnamese slang for “gay muslim male”

“Jiyaad is a Mooken Tooken”

Mooken Tooken by Unknown_Scholar May 13, 2018

Mokenstef

MoKenStef was an American female R&B trio from Los Angeles, California, active in the latter 1990s. The group name was a combination of the first syllable of each member's name: Monifa, Kenya, and Stefanie. They released an album, Azz Izz, in 1995, and their biggest hit was "He's Mine", which peaked at #7 on the Billboard Hot 100. It also spent one week in the UK Singles Chart in September 1995 at #70.1 Their second single, "Sex in the Rain", was not as successful, peaking only at #63 on the US R&B chart.

The last single was intended to be "Baby Come Close", remake of Smokey Robinson's song, for which MoKenStef recorded a remix called "I Can't Help It" (this one was a cover of Michael Jackson's song). Both, album and remix versions were released promotionally on cd and vinyl, the group also made a video for it directed by Cameron Casey,2 but in the end the intended single was never released commercially.

The group also did a performance in 1995 on the Nickelodeon show All That, where they performed the remix version of "He's Mine".

Did you hear that song he´s mine?
Yeah, what a great song by Mokenstef.

Mokenstef by david faustino November 14, 2012

Moken troll 

Another way of saying remote control as in the remote for the TV.

"Hey, dude can you hand me thay moken troll, I wanna watch something else."

Moken troll by Drumming Ginger September 22, 2017

Moosen 

n. pl. Many moose.

"MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of them, many much moosen! Out in the woods, in the wood-es, in the woodsen! Meese want the food, food is to eatnessin! Meese want the food in the woodeyisen!"
"Brian... Brian."
"What?"
"You're an imbecile."
"...imbisullen..."
-Brian Regan

Moosen by Da Moosen. January 6, 2010

Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.

Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.

Mokena Alarm Clock by Coach1977 July 27, 2012

mockendickery 

To prolong a conversation for the sake of waisting time while being a jerk about it.

Sorry I was late. My mom knew I was in rush so she went all mockendickery about me forgetting to take out the trash.

mockendickery by Big Pappa 4487 June 29, 2015