mookentooken

mookentooken is a very nice man and will NOT scam you, he is the brother of amazingphil and is the superior brother. again, he will not scam you i swear.

person 1: mookentooken is a very nice man
person 2: i agree he is a very cool dude

mookentooken by tookenmooken June 9, 2020

mookentooken

when random squirrels jump up and down in a parade to celebrate thanks giving mixed with quanzonikaistmas. (all the holidays into 1) the squirrels enjoy getting drunk and mate with purple goats. this only happens once every 1000 years.

a chinese man tried to mate with the squirrels and unfortunately was never seen again, all that was found was his glasses and a condom.

I got so drunk i had to celebrate mookentooken with my grandma, it was worse then cutting off my forskin and using it as floss. :S

mookentooken by blofnwdfjwdgienwgoetjger January 3, 2011

mookentooken

Special coin needed for cows to ride the subway.

Out of mookentookens, the herd ended up hitchhiking, with little success.

mookentooken by Guernsy May 16, 2016

mookentooken

a mookentooken is a scammer and a greasy rat. mookentookens scam people and don't send merch orders on time.

person 1: hey have you gotten the merch you ordered yet?
person 2: no, the person who is supposed to ship it is a mookentooken.

mookentooken by telephonevinyl June 22, 2020

Mooken Tooken 

Vietnamese slang for “gay muslim male”

“Jiyaad is a Mooken Tooken”

Mooken Tooken by Unknown_Scholar May 13, 2018

mokentoken 

Mokentoken is the prettiest girl ever and a boy that’s a jerk turned her down. All I know is Mokentoken is better than you

Mokentoken is a girl

mokentoken by Mackie Juan January 6, 2019