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mookentooken

when random squirrels jump up and down in a parade to celebrate thanks giving mixed with quanzonikaistmas. (all the holidays into 1) the squirrels enjoy getting drunk and mate with purple goats. this only happens once every 1000 years.

a chinese man tried to mate with the squirrels and unfortunately was never seen again, all that was found was his glasses and a condom.
I got so drunk i had to celebrate mookentooken with my grandma, it was worse then cutting off my forskin and using it as floss. :S
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mookentooken

Special coin needed for cows to ride the subway.
Out of mookentookens, the herd ended up hitchhiking, with little success.
mookentooken by Guernsy May 16, 2016

mookentooken

a mookentooken is a scammer and a greasy rat. mookentookens scam people and don't send merch orders on time.
person 1: hey have you gotten the merch you ordered yet?
person 2: no, the person who is supposed to ship it is a mookentooken.
mookentooken by telephonevinyl June 22, 2020

Mooken Tooken 

Vietnamese slang for “gay muslim male”
“Jiyaad is a Mooken Tooken”

mokentoken 

Mokentoken is the prettiest girl ever and a boy that’s a jerk turned her down. All I know is Mokentoken is better than you
Mokentoken is a girl
mokentoken by Mackie Juan January 6, 2019
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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