He shake life.
You do this on the weekend?
He do this e'rry night!
He drunk as a fish
and high as a kite.
Oh!
He shake life.
Burrr!
You do this on the weekend?
He do this e'rry night!
He drunk as a fish
and high as a kite.
Oh!
He shake life.
Burrr!
Man, Monterrio, He shake life.
by Life Shaka May 12, 2011
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2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.
3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.
3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.
2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.
3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.
3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
by jim christ May 12, 2008
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Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?
Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.
Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?
Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"
Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.
Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?
Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"
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Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!
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