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Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

Montarius 

Montarius is the most self confident person in the world he can take yo bitch and you won't do nannnthing about it (Future voice )
Montarius took yo bitch
Montarius by Nfnc June 18, 2018

monterris 

Nice,chill,biggest dick you've ever seen,lit asf
Monterris beat that how walls loose
monterris by The six god June 18, 2018

Monteirism 

Monteirism, also Mounterism, is an off-compass lib-left ideology that advocates self-management-self-government and bookchin communalism in order to turn humanity into highly evolved beings and evolve humanity into a highly evolved species and reach a high level of being and existence. Monteirism is characterized by its support on extraphysicism, divinialism, quantumism, psionicism, transcendentialism and spiritualicism for accomplish the goal to evolve humanity into a highly evolved species and turn humanity into an spiritual-extraphysical species. Monteirism is also characterized by its support on anunnakism, esoterocracy, spiritocracy, state spiritualism, ultraleftism and anti-atheism and for its support on full countering on capitalism, fascism, atheism, positivism, physicalism, materialism, neoliberalism and anti-theism and for advocate the full replacement of materialism and physicalism by spiritualism and extraphysicalism through spiritualist and extraphysicalist education and by spiritualization politics and by the transition into an extraphysicist and divinialist society. Monteirism also supports search for gods and extraphysical life and supports the development of technodeism, scientific deism and deistology to accomplish its goals.
"I had an arguing about monteirism with a friend of mine, because he kept saying that monteirism is an extremely obscure ideology, but I told him that monteirism is obscure because it's not well known and it should be more promoted until it become well known and humanity start to develop means to turn itself into a highly evolved species based on how highly evolved beings actually are."

monterous 

A monitor that is overly aggravated and responds to inapprociate behaviour with severe discipline.
Joe: hey bhy this is really great!

Jim: thats what she said!

Teacher: say that again Jim and I'll suspend you!

Jim: (To Joe) Gezzz...he's monterous today huh?
monterous by Nardzama January 28, 2012
An annoying piece of shit that is selfish and a theif. He also likes to fap to porn
"Monteris, shut the fuck up!"
Monteris by Pickles1444 February 7, 2018