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monterrie

Monterrie is a tall, voluptuous beautiful woman of African descent. She is hard working and willing to go the extra mile to get her job done. Most Monterrie's are confident, have big bright eyes and love to have fun. They are very family oriented and loyal to everyone no matter how they perceive her. Most Monterrie's love children and becomes easily attached to them. When it comes to the opposite sex, she loves tall funny men with a nice smile. Most of her love interest enjoy music and telling jokes. Monterrie always give 100% in her relationships no matter what. Monterrie normally enjoys cooking, family activities and going to the movies. Monterrie's also are very independent, resilient but indecisive with simple things.
Monterrie has beautiful eyes.
by Suga foot December 20, 2016
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Montecristo

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
by jim christ May 12, 2008
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monteria

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time
Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria
by MONTERIA January 18, 2017
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Monterrey

Mexico's more advanced city. Land Of entrepreneurs, leaders and talented Musicians. Also of the two best soccer teams of the mexican league(Monterrey And Tigres)
Vengo de Monterrey, la ciudad de las montañas.
by UrBanDicTIonArY.... May 9, 2003
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El Monterrey Slider

When a girl rides you regular style (not reverse cowgirl) facing you and sticks her finger up your asshole. Usually pronounced with an accent (think Spanish) so slider sounds like "Sly-ther"
When was the last time you had El Monterrey Slider?; well that's not long enough my friend
Man Homes I just had an El Monterrey Slider and Chit does her finger stink!
by Irishguy1 December 2, 2010
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monterrey

The 3rd most popuated city in Mexico. The most industrial. Gringos claim that "it's almost like the U.S.!" Fucking crackers, Mexico, is Mexico, and that's all there is!
There's always been a debate, as though which ctate is better, out of Monterrey, N.L. and Mexico City, kinda like there is about New York and California. Only the inhabitants of those two cities know for sure.
by Iza LatinaMTY October 24, 2004
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monterio

one of the finest dark skin you'll ever met

He is nonchalant a ladies man

Good I'm bed

Quiet when you first met him but makes you caught a lot when you get to know him
Monterio is so freaking fine
by Ggqbyt August 21, 2018
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