mantagonize

For one man to force another man to do anything through male peer pressure in that special trademark way.

This includes verbally degrading their ability to do anything or stressing a scoff full of testosterone and disbelief to make the person feel inept.

Usually ends up including "do you want me to do it FOR you?", and typically ending up with the situation in question turning out poorly even though the person in question succumbed to the mantagonizing.

AJ: I don't think I'm going to fit into this parking spot...
Brett: Oh come on, you've got plenty of room.
*AJ starts backing the van up*
Brett: Are you serious right now? Do you want me to park the van for you?
AJ: Fine, I'll park here.
*AJ parks successfully*
Brett: Now we've barely got any room to get out. Whatever...
Dev: That was funny.
Andy: Chyep. Is mantagonize a word? If not, I just coined that because that just happened.

mantagonize by wannabeapanther February 1, 2009

antagonizer 

A person that turns someone against them. Causing someone to become hostile.

Person: "Mm, don't you love tuna? I do!" *Puts tuna in person's face*
Person 2: "Stop it! You know I hate tuna!"

*Person continues to put it in person's face*

Person 1: "Man I love tuna! Have a taste!"
Person 2:" NO. STOP IT!!"
*PERSON 2 smacks tuna out of hand*

Mom:"Stop antagonizing your brother, Person 1!"
Person 1 is an antagonizer.

antagonizer by GirlDemo19 August 28, 2016

antagonize

To argue or make arguement with someone onpurpose.

John loves to be antagonized...

antagonize by bobertaman January 15, 2008

Antagonizes 

To antagonize

Fuck you it's a word

"haha" *antagonizes*
"bruh"

Antagonizes by ✧𝐻𝒾𝓀𝒶𝓇𝒾✧ December 10, 2020

Montaganize 

To aspire to be a mannequin; completely fake.

Heidi Montag used to be a questionably famous and annoying person, but after she montaganized, she is is just a plastic annoyance.

Montaganize by Just Die Speidi February 7, 2010

Mantagonist 

A man that is the antagonist of any situation.

Mike, stop being such a mantagonist.

Mantagonist by Dead Crow October 27, 2009

Antagonizer Con Artist 

Someone who antagonizes someone and when they snap back at them they act all innocent and get other people to attack the person that snapped back at them because they were convinced that the antagonizer is the victim.

Person 1: You look easy to draw and your family doesn't love you.
Person 2: Bitch excuse me? You are literally built like what comes out of my dog's ass, shut the fuck up you nasty ass bitch.
Person 1: Omg, why are you being so rude to me? I didn't do anything wrong! I was just playing the game!
Entire ant colony of people: *Harasses Person 2*
Person 2: That bitch is literally an Antagonizer Con Artist, why the fuck would you believe that thing? Can you not read chat logs...

Antagonizer Con Artist by Pixiedust423 Stan March 30, 2024