Montaloo 

Montaloo is Montaloo

Oh Shit its Montaloo. Have you seen Montaloo?

Montaloo by Montaloo January 16, 2022

Montagoon 

A caucasian goon. a white thug who goons in every situation.

Me and my boy played basketball and he was a straight montagoon. he didnt miss a shot.

Montagoon by Montagoon June 16, 2009

Montalvo 

a mexican god!

girl1- OMFG! who the fuck is that hella hotty!?<3

girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3

Montalvo by RAgINg MAcHIn3 January 9, 2010

retardo-montalbon 

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

retardo-montalbon by ellemesse July 7, 2006

Monoaloofing 

The act of posting single -worded obtuse and or cogent posts on Facebook usually after your favorite teams lose again.

The Giants lost again and it drove Steve into a monoaloofing rage on Facebook full of profanity.

Monoaloofing by Ohyeahr December 30, 2018

Aeden Montalvo 

The hottest mexican man you will ever see with an ass thicker than a snicker

Damn that guy is like an Aeden Montalvo

Aeden Montalvo by DeitPeipsee May 13, 2022

Montalto-Guarantee 

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-

Barack Obama will be the next president - I give it the 'montalto-guarantee.'

Montalto-Guarantee by stephen montalto June 12, 2008