Monstertruck

- Verb

The act of annihilating something obstructing your path of travel.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in traffic and ended up having to monstertruck the old lady in front of me to catch my exit.

Dude, I just monstertrucked that tree.

by Diggler07 August 5, 2010

Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.

The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.

by the Geug April 8, 2009

Monstertruckerific

Used as an adjective of praise for a conquest and victory without any hope of the opposition defending itself.

Person: Dude the way you ran over that innertube with your car was monstertruckerific

by Kornielus September 29, 2009

Monsterfucker

Wanna fuck a werewolf? Ya a monsterfucker.

Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.

Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!

Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!

Person 1: Ooo! Look at his teeth!

Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!

Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~

by There_be_monsters_here February 17, 2021

Monster truck

Jeremy dont have one

no one:
jeremy: i dont have a monster truck so i leaving the group

by RANDOM USER 069 February 24, 2019

The Monster Truck

The act of inserting four fingers clinched into a fist into a female's vagina and four fingers clinched into a fist into her anus, also known as 4x4'n

Mike drove the monster truck through jackie and ruinned the path.

by RattlesnakeRick February 4, 2010

Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019