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Monsterhol 

A drinking combination of an alcoholic beverage and monster ripper on nights out.
Guy: Can I have a Monsterhol please darling
Barmaid: Most certainly sir.

Guy: Cheers babe. Keep the change.
Monsterhol by Cibocchi September 2, 2012

monstersofcock

Men with a enormous cock (at least 7 inches) that have sex with hundreds of good-looking girls, to make a good use of the gift they were given, for pleasure or profit. They usually make women have stronger orgasms than with a common dick.
What a monsterofcock you are! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oh yeah! Don´t stop, honey!

www.monstersofcock.com
monstersofcock by Juan Romero December 11, 2008

monsterology 

A subdivision of cryptozoology that focuses on wild monsters.
My main focus is to become a monsterology expert so I can write awesome books about unknown creatures.
monsterology by AP Creators March 27, 2015

monstermilf

a milf possessing certain monster-like characteristics, like a strong desire to engage in kinky sexual activities very aggressively and for long periods of time.

Also a verb for the act of engaging is sexual activities with a so-called monstermilf.
Yo, i just got monstermilfed last night at Stephen's! Holla at cha boiii!

Sexual Willing Boy #1: how shall we go about obtaining pussy this fine evening?
Sexual Willing Boy #2: I could sure go for some monstermilf!
Sexual Willing Boy #1: Yeeeee nigga let's go!
monstermilf by chillinashityo October 22, 2010

Monsterholic 

Someone who drinks monster like an alcoholic or someone who drinks too much monster or has monster all the time or is addicted to monster.
Person 1: That's the 86th monster you've had this month!

Person 2: I guess you could say he's a monsterholic

Monsterholic: I drink away the pain...
Monsterholic by anonymous December 10, 2021

monsterholic 

A person with a severe addiction to Monster, particularly enough to cause a damaging effect.
This person drunk seven monsters in an hour, he's a monsterholic!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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