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The act of sucking one self while doing an applejack.
Person 1:I can do a flare!
Person 2:Well I can pull of a monsour!
Monsour by ToklaSexMachine October 7, 2008
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Monsturd 

Any poop that's so big it rises up out of the water. Bonus points if it's one unbroken turd.
"Damn, that monsturd could eat Tokyo!"
Monsturd by Buck Wong November 29, 2005
Arabic or Muslim origin MONSURA name for Girls, meaning Victor, Victorious.
'This is child is Born Victorious, is a victor'.
Brand Name 'Monsura' from Monsura Boutique, the individuals who carry Monsura brand hold a Victory bag.
Male equivelant of Monsura is Monsuru.
Monsura by Fashionista Origin July 17, 2011

Monsturry 

It's like a furry, but instead of anthropomorphic animals, they enjoy monster (or non-human) characters, anthro or not, of which are neither quite human or animal-like in appearance. Preferences vary from person to person.
Person 1: Hey bro, I think it's safe to say I'm a Monsturry now.

Person 2: Ay bruh what the fuck is a Monsturry?

Person 1: I just really like monsters and nonhumans, dude

Person 2: Oh shit that sounds cool actually
Monsturry by Mimuxus May 24, 2022
a winner at everything, always living the life, having a good time, helping others out. Seems to never lose, loves to enjoy life

Mansour's in this earth just like to have fun, and are very very caring.
tom: Dude, you totally had a mansour day today

Michael: Dude, I Get my mansour times then and now.

Kyle: my time was totally mansour all of last week.
mansour by DorothyChan October 6, 2009
She is that woman who transformed your imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of her love. Her love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes you reach for more, that plants a fire in your hearts and brings peace to your minds.
Mansoureh is the women you would rather spend one lifetime with her, than face all the ages of the world alone.
She is the nearest thing you have ever seen to Paradise.
She is that woman who transformed your imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of her love. Her love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes you reach for more, that plants a fire in your hearts and brings peace to your minds.
Mansoureh is the women you would rather spend one lifetime with her, than face all the ages of the world alone.
She is the nearest thing you have ever seen to Paradise.
Mansoureh by Daneil's Dad September 5, 2018
It's an Arabic name. Most of the time mansour is a real G and gangster. Very smart but not in education, he knows how to have fun and knows how to get suger walls.
Guy: I wish I was like Mansour.
Girl: Hehe, nobody is like Mansour.. I wish I can get his attention.
Mansour by Clkgtr March 31, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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