Mimuxus's definitions

meaty ogre

when something is just so average that it reminds you of ogres

John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"

by Mimuxus August 3, 2023

Cofagrigus

The Homosexual Coffin Pokémon, known for trapping and surprise sexing people who get too close to it

John: "I think I just saw a gay coffin creep around the corner."
Doe: "What the fuck? The fuck is a gay coffin?"
John: "Cofagrigus. Even has "fag" in its name, that's how you know it's gay."

by Mimuxus August 3, 2023

Red Disgusting

What a Red Delicious apple should be called.

Person 1: Hey, are you eating an apple?

Person 2: yes, it's a Red Disgusting

Person 1: Don't you mean Red Delicious?

Person 2: No, it's a Red Disgusting, because it FUCKING SUCKS!

by Mimuxus June 11, 2022

Monsturry

It's like a furry, but instead of anthropomorphic animals, they enjoy monster (or non-human) characters, anthro or not, of which are neither quite human or animal-like in appearance. Preferences vary from person to person.

Person 1: Hey bro, I think it's safe to say I'm a Monsturry now.

Person 2: Ay bruh what the fuck is a Monsturry?

Person 1: I just really like monsters and nonhumans, dude

Person 2: Oh shit that sounds cool actually

by Mimuxus May 24, 2022

Sarcophaggot

A gay sarcophagus, or someone who is obsessed with ancient Egypt

John: "You see that guy over there? That guy's a major sarcophaggot."

by Mimuxus August 3, 2023