Mimuxus's definitions

Sarcophaggot

A gay sarcophagus, or someone who is obsessed with ancient Egypt

John: "You see that guy over there? That guy's a major sarcophaggot."

by Mimuxus August 3, 2023

meaty ogre

when something is just so average that it reminds you of ogres

John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"

by Mimuxus August 3, 2023

Monsturry

It's like a furry, but instead of anthropomorphic animals, they enjoy monster (or non-human) characters, anthro or not, of which are neither quite human or animal-like in appearance. Preferences vary from person to person.

Person 1: Hey bro, I think it's safe to say I'm a Monsturry now.

Person 2: Ay bruh what the fuck is a Monsturry?

Person 1: I just really like monsters and nonhumans, dude

Person 2: Oh shit that sounds cool actually

by Mimuxus May 24, 2022

Cofagrigus

The Homosexual Coffin Pokémon, known for trapping and surprise sexing people who get too close to it

John: "I think I just saw a gay coffin creep around the corner."
Doe: "What the fuck? The fuck is a gay coffin?"
John: "Cofagrigus. Even has "fag" in its name, that's how you know it's gay."

by Mimuxus August 3, 2023

Red Disgusting

What a Red Delicious apple should be called.

Person 1: Hey, are you eating an apple?

Person 2: yes, it's a Red Disgusting

Person 1: Don't you mean Red Delicious?

Person 2: No, it's a Red Disgusting, because it FUCKING SUCKS!

by Mimuxus June 11, 2022