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Manicured zinger 

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.
Manicured zinger by Nare September 20, 2015
a winner at everything, always living the life, having a good time, helping others out. Seems to never lose, loves to enjoy life

Mansour's in this earth just like to have fun, and are very very caring.
tom: Dude, you totally had a mansour day today

Michael: Dude, I Get my mansour times then and now.

Kyle: my time was totally mansour all of last week.
mansour by DorothyChan October 6, 2009
She is that woman who transformed your imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of her love. Her love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes you reach for more, that plants a fire in your hearts and brings peace to your minds.
Mansoureh is the women you would rather spend one lifetime with her, than face all the ages of the world alone.
She is the nearest thing you have ever seen to Paradise.
She is that woman who transformed your imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of her love. Her love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes you reach for more, that plants a fire in your hearts and brings peace to your minds.
Mansoureh is the women you would rather spend one lifetime with her, than face all the ages of the world alone.
She is the nearest thing you have ever seen to Paradise.
Mansoureh by Daneil's Dad September 5, 2018
It's an Arabic name. Most of the time mansour is a real G and gangster. Very smart but not in education, he knows how to have fun and knows how to get suger walls.
Guy: I wish I was like Mansour.
Girl: Hehe, nobody is like Mansour.. I wish I can get his attention.
Mansour by Clkgtr March 31, 2017

mansooreh 

She is a beautiful girl with a logical mind .she is an artist too.she is so responsible.
Everyone loves mansooreh.but she loves scout laursen.
Mansooreh is one of the bests.
mansooreh by Ali0043 August 17, 2018

mastured 

1. the point in which a girl or fantasy girl has been mastured or been put in every situation thee masturbater can think of.
2. the point in which a masturbation of a situation the masturbater has thought of can not be made any better or can not be improved.
1. Guy1: Do you you remember that girl from last week?
Guy2: Of course i "mastured" her in one night.
2. Come on seriously i am not gonna display an example of this definition. I am sure the reader knows what i am talking about.
mastured by Joe Kelly August 12, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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