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Monsanto 

Monsanto as a company lies, incredibly, about what they are doing. They bribe officials around the world and they seem to treat the world as their toilet. That’s not right for the rest of us.

Produces roundup and now producing the nations food!

Tried to kill us all by injecting bovine growth hormone your cows!
Monsanto's development and marketing of genetically engineered seed and bovine growth hormone, as well as its aggressive litigation, political lobbying practices, seed commercialization practices and "strong-arming" of the seed industry have made the company controversial around the world and a primary target of the alter-globalization movement and environmental activists. As a result of its business strategies and licensing agreements, Monsanto came under investigation by the U.S. Justice Department in 2009.
Monsanto by Daisydew August 18, 2011
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Monsanto 

A major agriculture and biotech firm, best known for developing transgenic crop seeds.

Monsanto is used as a catch-all villain in many natural heath/organic food/manarchist groups that is blamed for every evil thing ever done in the history of the world. This is due to a lack of good science education, and a lot of misinformation about GMO crops, Monsanto's business practices, and agribusiness in general.

Syngenta, Cargill, and Dow Chemical also develop GMO seed varieties, pesticides, and Dow Chemical manufactured napalm, but do not receive the same amount of mob ire as Monsanto.

Tl;dr Monsanto is a large corporation no better or worse than any other giant corporation, Whole Foods does unethical shit too, stop yelling and take a nap.
The Food Babe blamed Monsanto for making her sick. Turns out she didn't get a flu shot and got the flu.
Monsanto by existentialtoasteroven November 30, 2015
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Go Monsanto on it

To Poison; to lay bare; to remove all life; to destroy as in "Agent Orange"
Damn, my arborvitae have all been eaten by bagworms! Next year I'm a go Monsanto on it
Go Monsanto on it by leftydog1961 August 10, 2020

Josh Monsanto 

Josh is very child-like. He complains a lot and love McDonald fries with a strawberry banana smoothie. He is a one-trick Katarina player on League of Legends and loves to camp botlane.
Josh Monsanto: It's so hot.
Friend: OMG Josh, it's not even that hot.
Josh: Ugh, you're cool.
Josh Monsanto by 420blackcatslover September 19, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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