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When someone has exactly the same facial expression in every selfie.
"Oh God, I was looking on Facebook earlier, and Sheena is pulling that monoface of hers in like six consecutive selfies."
Monoface by Cartoon Hero May 19, 2014
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MONOFOCULAR 

One eyed. Tunnel vision.

Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.

Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided

Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance
"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).

"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)

"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)

"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)

"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)

tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited

SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective

momoffee 

Moms who drink coffee together after they drop their kids off at school. Momoffee
Hey ladies let’s meet for Momoffee after drop off.
momoffee by ADHDMom December 29, 2017

Monosfritos 

A side-dish served with a chupaqueso at the popular Taco Bufa restaurant, as seen in the webcomic "Schlock Mercenary." (www.schlockmercenary.com)

Literally, it means "fried monkeys." It is likely something has been lost in the translation.
Would you like monosfritos with that?
Monosfritos by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003
Someone who is under the age of 21 who can be considered balding
Bro he’s already Minoffing
Minoff by Kelpy g.. July 10, 2020
The act of getting a gay man off. Possible with your hand or mouth. Or both. The word is a combination of 'Manos' and 'Jerk Off'.
"Hey mate, how was last night in Club X?"
"It was good, I got a manoff."
"Ah sweet, good work"
"Thanks"
Manoff by RichardT January 31, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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