Manoff 

The act of getting a gay man off. Possible with your hand or mouth. Or both. The word is a combination of 'Manos' and 'Jerk Off'.

"Hey mate, how was last night in Club X?"
"It was good, I got a manoff."
"Ah sweet, good work"
"Thanks"

Manoff by RichardT January 31, 2008

Bernard Madoff 

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).

The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

Bernard Madoff by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2013

Madoff Machine 

An ATM-like machine that takes in real money, and spits out fake currency with imaginary value, usually cryptocurrency (bitcoin, etc.)

Steve mistook a Madoff Machine thinking it was a regular bank ATM - now his cash is gone.

Madoff Machine by AL Katraz September 26, 2021

Madoffed 

To be scammed in a financial, or Ponzi scheme. Money lost is often several millions of dollars.

Steve: You hear about that cheesedick on Wall street that suckered everyone into giving him money, then ran off on his Yacht?

Charles: Yeah, they got Madoffed.

Madoffed by Client 09 January 9, 2009

Manff

When someone "banff"s a dude. To banff is to punch someone in the lady junk. To manff is to punch someone in the man junk.

Phil: "I will banff you if you say that one more time."
Curtis: "No, dude, you will manff me."

Manff by TheTrenchWench December 28, 2010

Madoff your account 

Steal.

I am going to Madoff your account

Madoff your account by Ettebe December 21, 2008

Madoff moment 

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.

I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.

Madoff moment by Guido1 February 21, 2009