The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.
"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."
by RichardT January 31, 2008
A lady or girl of larger proportions who has an especially pretty or striking face. The more extreme the two are the more of a fitatty the subject will be.
Usually will result in a conflict of interest in a mans head.
Usually will result in a conflict of interest in a mans head.
"She looked hot until she stood up, a proper fitatty."
"John's new Mrs is big but really good looking, a genuine bonefide fitatty."
"John's new Mrs is big but really good looking, a genuine bonefide fitatty."
by RichardT January 30, 2008