monkey junky

A male/female who gets sexual gratification from the hairier members of the opposite sex.

Bob is a bit of a monkey junky, he took one look at her matted hairy crotch and couldn't resist driving in

by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

Monkey junky

A white female who is addicted to black cocks

Rachel is a monkey junky.

by Urlocalbeaner66 August 29, 2014

chunky monkey junkie

A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.

Man, you'll never get her - she's a chunky monkey junkie!

by RNPS June 5, 2007

Monkey Junkie

Someone who revels in the music of the 100 Monkeys.

I listen to 100 Monkeys constantly; I am such a monkey junkie.

by the fangirl January 23, 2011

Funked-Up Monkey Junk

Used todescribe something that is strange, abnormal, or plain messed-up

Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!

by Youttttt November 29, 2011

junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006

junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006